sweet bro and hella jeff
a tumblr to show weird pics
hang out
do shit
yknow like normal people
uh
but im not normal
im legit
You stay the fuck away from my pillows.
Ninten, I get that I’m quite swaggery, but…
My whole wardrobe?
Empty, you’d use my metal water bottle on me? I get it’s got wonderful curves but who knows where it’s been…
my cream cheese….
A Fork.
… Oh.
10” Green Arrow figure
That thing is pointy. nowai.
TSURU, THAT IS A COFFEE MUG.
RUKA WANTS TO FUCK ME WITH A WALL Dx
WHY WOULD YOU-
WITH A CACTUS.
OW.
big daddy figurine
ow.
My wallet.
Great. It’s studded. Nova plaes no
U-Um… That’s a… That’s Haley’s picture of her mom.
Uh…
THATISNOTKINKYNOTHANKS
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Okay Guys
I have a new ask! blog :D
also follow my friend Haley’s since they’re associated and stuff! :D
mamarezi.tumblr.com
askbabbutavvy.tumblr.com
Until I get a tablet of my own, my responses will be crappy Microsoft paint drawings. But the first one there is a (somewhat bad) example of my drawing skills when actually holding a pen/using a tablet! :D
art by: hawpaw.tumblr.com
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the whole damn thing
- ▲: sup
- ▼: whatsup
- ▲: oh
- ▲: hey bro
- ▼: oh hey man
- ▲: whats up
- ▼: whatsup brosef
- ▲: uh nothin much
- ▼: not much man
- ▲: oh my god
- ▼: cool
- ▼: made any sick beats lately bro
- ▲: yeah bro
- ▲: always
- ▼: oh shit
- ▲: bro said that they werent sick enough so he trashed them though
- ▼: oh shit man
- ▼: that sucks
- ▼: well why dont you just make fuckin new sicker beats
- ▼: like fuckin sickass shit
- ▲: yeah
- ▲: so john whats all up and happening with you???
- ▼: dude i aint john man
- ▼: my name is fuckin kenny
- ▲: oh shit man
- ▲: then why are you using johns color bro??
- ▼: nah man look closer
- ▼: its different
- ▼: its kinda more purple
- ▲: oh shit it is
- ▲: sorry man contrast and shit on my computer made me think you were john
- ▼: its all cool bro
- ▼: youre dave strider right
- ▲: damn straight
- ▼: big fuckin fan of your beats
- ▲: thanks bro im glad you like them
- ▲: i work really fuckin hard on that shit
- ▼: that shit is sick
- ▼: like holy fuck
- ▼: its almost magical
- ▼: but not like a bunch of faries around a harp magical
- ▼: fuckin real magic
- ▲: yeah thatd be really lame
- ▲: if it was all fucking mythical and shit
- ▲: id be like
- ▼: yeah
- ▲: uhhhh no dude
- ▲: but yeah
- ▲: i get that
- ▼: mythical shit sucks man
- ▼: i also follow your one webcomic
- ▼: sweet bro and hella jeff
- ▲: oh shit you follow that sick ass comic???
- ▼: that shit is fuckin funny man
- ▲: you are legit man
- ▼: keep it up man
- ▲: you are like... my favorite person
- ▼: best fuckin shit i read in ages bro
- ▼: and i read a lot of comics and shit
- ▼: and yours is the best
- ▼: ever
- ▲: yeah that is motherfucking bomb man
- ▼: fuckin is man
- ▲: dude hopy shit my bro is getting me a fucking spongebob ice cream
- ▲: that is legit as all hell man
- ▲: that square motherfucker may be pretty damn lame on tv
- ▼: spongebob
- ▼: fuck yes bro
- ▲: but in ice cream its like
- ▲: god
- ▼: heaven
- ▼: right
- ▼: my fuckin troll friends say im a bad troll
- ▼: but i dont give a fuck
- ▼: when its fuckin dave strider im talkin to
- ▲: oh dude do you have that tumblr thing??? john made me get one all up and on tumblr and shit
- ▼: nah man
- ▼: i dont have the tumblr
- ▲: damn man i have one
- ▲: john said id get like a bunch of followers or some shit like that
- ▲: but nope
- ▲: i have like
- ▲: not even a lot
- ▼: shit
- ▼: that sucks
- ▲: really fucking lame
- ▼: you definately deserve a fuckshit ton of followers
- ▲: yeah bro
- ▲: dude
- ▲: you are so legit
- ▲: like
- ▲: so legit
- ▼: i am
- ▼: question mark
- ▲: cant even find something thats ironic enough for your legitimacy
- ▼: oh shit
- ▼: that sounds pretty legit
- ▲: http://davestridersickbeats.tumblr.com/ oh heres my stupid tumblr
- ▲: its like
- ▲: i tried to post some not-so-ironic things to get some fuckin followers
- ▲: because john said i was too strange or some shit
- ▲: but then i have what like 30 followers after five months
- ▲: what the shit
- ▼: wait
- ▼: what the fuck
- ▼: i have a tumblr
- ▼: alright man i just
- ▼: followed you
- ▲: oh man you do
- ▲: oh shit
- ▲: thanks man
- ▼: yeah
- ▼: its like
- ▼: fuckin
- ▼: i dont fuckin know
- ▼: but its all good
- ▼: now i follow you bro
- ▲: followed you back bro
- ▼: shit man
- ▼: i draw stuff
- ▼: apparently
- ▼: its been so long since i used this fuckin computer thing
- ▼: i spaced massively
- ▲: its all good bro
- ▼: gamzee told me alternia blew up
- ▼: i didnt even fuckin know that
- ▼: i thought i was there man
- ▲: dude i got a fuckin ice cream in my hand so i might type slow
- ▲: just sayin
- ▲: oh man that sucks
- ▼: oh shit man
- ▼: well
- ▼: take your time man
- ▼: ice cream is the bomb
- ▼: but its like a freeze bomb
- ▼: cause its so fuckin cold
- ▲: yeah especially fuckin spongebob
- ▼: yeah man
- ▲: shits got fuckin gum in it
- ▼: oh shit
- ▲: you must be all kinds of the sick jealousy at this moment bro im sorry
- ▼: yeah man
- ▼: i kinda am
- ▼: its all good man
- ▼: im fuckin used to being jealous
- ▲: man that sucks
- ▼: too many dudes with hot chicks bro
- ▲: yeah i know right
- ▲: i mean according to karkat i have to pair up with jade and its like SHIT MAN have you fuckin seen her???
- ▲: shes a nerd dude
- ▼: oh you mean the one with the fuckin green text
- ▼: i aint seen her face bro
- ▲: well i mean shes my bud and thats cool but shes a huge ass nerd hick thing i dont even fucking know
- ▼: oh
- ▼: shit man
- ▼: well
- ▲: she dont even have boobs man
- ▼: you are dave fuckin strider
- ▼: the most genius brosef in the world
- ▼: youll figure it out
- ▲: yeah bro i have to because my only other option at this point is my sister and thats like oh hell naw
- ▼: yeah man incest is not cool
- ▲: yeah
- ▼: how about like a troll
- ▼: or is that a no too
- ▲: nah thats cool with me but im not 100 percent sure because i dont really know troll anatomy or how that would work out
- ▼: oh yeah
- ▼: so you dont mind the horns or anythin like that
- ▲: nah ive seen weirder shit in my bros bedroom
- ▼: like what
- ▲: uhh
- ▲: i dont really wanna think about that
- ▲: too many bad memories bro
- ▲: anyway i gotta go for this independance day family shit
- ▼: oh
- ▼: well shit
- ▼: alright man see you around
- ▲: try to be on tumblr more man i check that shit every day
- ▼: yeah me too man
- ▼: dont worry
- ▼: i will atleast from now on
- ▲: later bro
- ▼: see ya
legit conversations and shit
- ▲: dude i got a fuckin ice cream in my hand so i might type slow
- ▲: just sayin
- ▲: oh man that sucks
- ▼: oh shit man
- ▼: well
- ▼: take your time man
- ▼: ice cream is the bomb
- ▼: but its like a freeze bomb
- ▼: cause its so fuckin cold
- ▲: yeah especially fuckin spongebob
- ▼: yeah man
- ▲: shits got fuckin gum in it
- ▼: oh shit
==> Sing.
You find that you can’t do it because last time you sang in front of your Guardian they made a point of putting you down. Now the mere thought of the event gives you anxiety.
fuck this shit
lets post this here
… since i only have a lot of followers on here
i made a tavros tumblr
pleasedontbeangry.tumblr.com
yeah
just sayin
this tumblr will be wheelchair tavros just so you guys know
and i do art requests
… yeah
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Actually you know what
seventhevilex:
Katie is right, homestuck is stupid and I hate it now
I have realized that Harry Potter is the best thing that there is and also Community is cool
Katie you are the coolest and most correct level headed person I have ever met I am sorry for every time I have been mean to you
Rett…I think you’re right. we have been obsessing over it for too long. Harry Potter is like, amazing. SO MUCH BETTER THAN HOMESTUCK.
so like, I’m gonna go watch Community now.
nope
get in trollmegle bipch
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